| Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 |
| 7:30 pm |
isnt it sad that no matter how many keys a piano has, it will never be able to open a door piano: :( |
| Sunday, July 6th, 2008 |
| 11:10 pm |
CoLT ForTY AliVE (11:03:50 PM): get off his dickl WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:03:58 PM): what u talkin bout CoLT ForTY AliVE (11:03:58 PM): ude prob suck it if u seen him WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:04:20 PM): yea right, ud suck mf dooms pp while hes behind his mask like a gloryhole CoLT ForTY AliVE (11:04:36 PM): lol |
| Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 |
| 1:49 am |
guys im serious...there is a sexual predator lurking beneath my window sill. i think he means business. omfg omfg omfg. he did something i dont know what. i hear crying. OH SHIT!!! yea. it was crying. i think he has a gun. i was right he has a gun. if your still reading this why havent you called 911. i hear knocking. nvm it was me. OH SHIT. IT WAS HIM TOO. somehow he syncronized his knocking with mine. guys help!!! hes choking me!!!! it hurts. im bleeding. hes bleeding too. i dont know why. help...im dying. im almost dead. please, why wont u call the authorities pronto? please omg. please omg. omg please. wtf? hes leaving...wait no hes back. my neck is slit. or is that his. nope, mine. |
| Monday, April 21st, 2008 |
| 11:58 pm |
that wood be crazy, if u ate an apple, but then u got into a car crash and u were rushed to the emergency room and they coodnt operate u cuz u just ate an apple and they had to get away |
| Thursday, December 27th, 2007 |
| 2:31 pm |
CEEJAYDOUBLEUPEE (12:57:09 PM): u guys were like bleeding from your heads |
| Friday, October 26th, 2007 |
| 2:16 pm |
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (2:15:12 PM): yoyo nukemband4 (2:15:32 PM): are you actually going to respond today? WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (2:15:48 PM): to wha nukemband4 (2:15:57 PM): mua WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (2:16:07 PM): mMmM thanks |
| 2:16 pm |
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (1:52:17 PM): wanna go to movies Daproblemchild07 (1:54:36 PM): I think I might have a familything tonight. so maybe. what movie anyways WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (1:54:48 PM): saw 4 Daproblemchild07 (1:55:43 PM): let me find out if I have any prior engagements. if I don't ill cum WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (1:55:50 PM): ill!!!!! |
| Sunday, October 14th, 2007 |
| 10:45 pm |
GIMME THE MCDONALDS MONOPOLY PEICES OR AT LEAST THE CODES AND U CAN HAVE MY BOD |
| 10:45 pm |
mcdonalds MOOOOOOOOOOONOPOLYYYYYYYYYY |
| Monday, September 3rd, 2007 |
| 10:53 pm |
sexy b dayyy partayy. i also saw like so many people todayyy. except for miss cheyenne who is lovely enough to mention me in her away message: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL F !!!" |
| 11:50 am |
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| Friday, August 17th, 2007 |
| 2:55 am |
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| Thursday, August 16th, 2007 |
| 2:58 am |
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| Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 |
| 3:27 am |
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| Saturday, July 7th, 2007 |
| 12:44 pm |
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| Thursday, July 5th, 2007 |
| 2:58 pm |
ive learned a couple of things about fireworks from this last birthday of the united states of the you know, america. fireworks can be interpreted as: 1. To god, it might seem like we are trying to attack heaven and kill him. 2. To aliens, it might seem like we are trying to do the wussiest attack ever 3. To someone stupid, i realized looking at fireworks looks exactly like us launching a massive attack on an invisible alien ship |
| Monday, June 11th, 2007 |
| 11:36 pm |
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:35:42 PM): yo MEgaX6o8 (11:35:49 PM): heteyp WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:35:58 PM): do u just slam on the keyboard? MEgaX6o8 (11:36:03 PM): ursed MEgaX6o8 (11:36:06 PM): yes WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:36:19 PM): at first i was kidding, but now i hate u |
| Monday, June 4th, 2007 |
| 11:18 pm |
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:17:18 PM): jared sent me nude pics of himself, check them out WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 wants to directly connect (11:17:19 PM). xCaptainBastrdx is now directly connected (11:17:51 PM). |
| Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 |
| 8:03 pm |
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (8:02:10 PM): because, like god always says... TrAjEdY313 (8:02:30 PM): wht does he/she say? wAZZUP5mILLION1 (8:02:48 PM): ...YOUR CALLING OUR ALMIGHTY LORD A TRANSGENDERED FREAK!? wAZZUP5mILLION1 (8:02:50 PM): omg.... wAZZUP5mILLION1 (8:02:55 PM): i cant talk to you anymore... |
| Monday, January 1st, 2007 |
| 12:12 am |
last year was Trevelyan and this year is Bond |
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