yea boi. ceiling

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:30:14 GMT

isnt it sad that no matter how many keys a piano has, it will never be able to open a door

piano: :(

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:10:52 GMT

CoLT ForTY AliVE (11:03:50 PM): get off his dickl
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:03:58 PM): what u talkin bout
CoLT ForTY AliVE (11:03:58 PM): ude prob suck it if u seen him
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:04:20 PM): yea right, ud suck mf dooms pp while hes behind his mask like a gloryhole
CoLT ForTY AliVE (11:04:36 PM): lol

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:49:29 GMT

guys im serious...there is a sexual predator lurking beneath my window sill. i think he means business. omfg omfg omfg. he did something i dont know what. i hear crying. OH SHIT!!! yea. it was crying. i think he has a gun. i was right he has a gun. if your still reading this why havent you called 911. i hear knocking. nvm it was me. OH SHIT. IT WAS HIM TOO. somehow he syncronized his knocking with mine. guys help!!! hes choking me!!!! it hurts. im bleeding. hes bleeding too. i dont know why. help...im dying. im almost dead. please, why wont u call the authorities pronto? please omg. please omg. omg please. wtf? hes leaving...wait no hes back. my neck is slit. or is that his. nope, mine.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:58:28 GMT

that wood be crazy, if u ate an apple, but then u got into a car crash and u were rushed to the emergency room and they coodnt operate u cuz u just ate an apple and they had to get away

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:31:31 GMT

CEEJAYDOUBLEUPEE (12:57:09 PM): u guys were like bleeding from your heads

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:16:42 GMT

WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (2:15:12 PM): yoyo
nukemband4 (2:15:32 PM): are you actually going to respond today?
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (2:15:48 PM): to wha
nukemband4 (2:15:57 PM): mua
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (2:16:07 PM): mMmM thanks

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:16:31 GMT

WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (1:52:17 PM): wanna go to movies
Daproblemchild07 (1:54:36 PM): I think I might have a familything tonight. so maybe. what movie anyways
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (1:54:48 PM): saw 4
Daproblemchild07 (1:55:43 PM): let me find out if I have any prior engagements. if I don't ill cum

WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (1:55:50 PM): ill!!!!!

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:45:32 GMT

GIMME THE MCDONALDS MONOPOLY PEICES OR AT LEAST THE CODES AND U CAN HAVE MY BOD

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:45:07 GMT

mcdonalds MOOOOOOOOOOONOPOLYYYYYYYYYY

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:53:54 GMT

sexy b dayyy partayy. i also saw like so many people todayyy. except for miss cheyenne who is lovely enough to mention me in her away message:

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL F !!!"

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 15:50:26 GMT

birfday

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:55:30 GMT

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:58:17 GMT

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:27:16 GMT

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 16:44:04 GMT

7-7-07 cominatcha

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 18:58:17 GMT

ive learned a couple of things about fireworks from this last birthday of the united states of the you know, america. fireworks can be interpreted as:

1. To god, it might seem like we are trying to attack heaven and kill him.
2. To aliens, it might seem like we are trying to do the wussiest attack ever
3. To someone stupid, i realized looking at fireworks looks exactly like us launching a massive attack on an invisible alien ship

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:36:34 GMT

WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:35:42 PM): yo
MEgaX6o8 (11:35:49 PM): heteyp
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:35:58 PM): do u just slam on the keyboard?
MEgaX6o8 (11:36:03 PM): ursed
MEgaX6o8 (11:36:06 PM): yes
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:36:19 PM): at first i was kidding, but now i hate u

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:18:14 GMT

WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 (11:17:18 PM): jared sent me nude pics of himself, check them out
WAZZuP5 MILLIoN1 wants to directly connect (11:17:19 PM).
xCaptainBastrdx is now directly connected (11:17:51 PM).

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:03:43 GMT

wAZZUP5mILLION1 (8:02:10 PM): because, like god always says...
TrAjEdY313 (8:02:30 PM): wht does he/she say?
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (8:02:48 PM): ...YOUR CALLING OUR ALMIGHTY LORD A TRANSGENDERED FREAK!?
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (8:02:50 PM): omg....
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (8:02:55 PM): i cant talk to you anymore...

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:12:48 GMT

last year was Trevelyan and this year is Bond

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:32:48 GMT

wAZZUP5mILLION1 (11:29:54 PM): I would like to wish you and yours a safe and happy thanksgiving day, Demetra.
Greekgoddess8922 (11:30:15 PM): tanks happy turkey day to u too
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (11:30:33 PM): TURKEY!?
Greekgoddess8922 (11:30:44 PM): lmfao wa u doin>?
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (11:31:53 PM): ...celebrating thanks to commemorate the day that the native americans and pilgrims finally made peace and had a large feast to celobrate their newly earned friendship
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (11:31:58 PM): isnt everybody?
Greekgoddess8922 (11:32:26 PM): um..sure

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:42:17 GMT

wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:32:15 PM): so yea i forgot my headfones today so i was mizad and thought it was gonna be dum borin on the train but it was so sexy
me gax 68 (3:32:39 PM): ok conitue
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:32:42 PM): 1st this lady stepped on mah shoe
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:32:49 PM): and then i fell asleep
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:32:57 PM): and then i felt someone on my shoe again
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:33:01 PM): and it was this one legged guy
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:33:06 PM): on a wheelchair
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:33:15 PM): i was like the ehck
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:33:23 PM): and he looked crazy
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:33:34 PM): and he a cup with some money in it
me gax 68 (3:33:39 PM): lol
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:33:40 PM): but he didnt say anything
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:34:02 PM): so then he frickin opens the doors and goes between the cars
me gax 68 (3:34:10 PM): oh gosh
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:34:12 PM): i didnt even know that was possible
me gax 68 (3:34:13 PM): sucide?
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:34:27 PM): cuz it took him forever to open up the doors from the inside
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:34:40 PM): so then once he got it open he rolled between the cars
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:34:45 PM): and all i see is his head
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:34:50 PM): and the train is goin dum fast
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:34:52 PM): it was funny
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:35:01 PM): and somehow he makes it
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:35:04 PM): so i was like whateva
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:35:24 PM): and then
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:35:45 PM): this guy comes in
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:35:52 PM): with these 2 big bags of stuff
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:36:00 PM): i didnt know what the heck he was talkin bout
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:36:12 PM): but he was like talkin bout poor people
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:36:25 PM): and he had food, he was like if anyone wants food ill give it to u
me gax 68 (3:36:27 PM): lol
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:36:36 PM): i was like wtf
me gax 68 (3:36:52 PM): lol i usually get those crzazy stories like once every 2 weeks maybe
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:36:53 PM): and then im bout to get off at grand central
me gax 68 (3:36:57 PM): u have all that happen in one day hahaha
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:37:10 PM): and then the wheelchair guy opens the door and comes back
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:37:13 PM): im like wtf!
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:37:19 PM): and the guy with the food is like u hungry man?
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:37:22 PM): and he was like yea
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:37:25 PM): and i was like awwww
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:37:34 PM): AND THEN
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:37:38 PM): i go on the 7 train
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:37:55 PM): and this guy is yellin bout god or somethin
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:38:16 PM): and this REALLY old guy starts askin me how to get to long island city
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:38:26 PM): and i kept tryin to tell him but he kept sayin WHAT!
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:38:27 PM): WHAT!
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:38:30 PM): WHAT!
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:38:34 PM): i was like omg
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:38:40 PM): he was dum deaf
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:38:58 PM): but he finally heard me tellin him that thats where im goin
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:39:06 PM): but for some reason he asked like 5 more people
me gax 68 (3:39:13 PM): hahhahaha
me gax 68 (3:39:15 PM): i love u
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:39:22 PM): and then the guy who is yellin about god finally stop
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:39:23 PM): s
me gax 68 (3:39:29 PM): i guess its fun going from bronx to manhattan to quuens?
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:40:10 PM): the god guy walks to the map or somethin and looks dum normal now, as if nothing happened, and then INSTANTLY this other guy comes in askin for money
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:40:21 PM): it looked rehearsed
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:40:25 PM): how perfect it was
me gax 68 (3:40:39 PM): lol
me gax 68 (3:40:44 PM): anything when u got back
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:40:47 PM): and then on the way home this guy was playin the drums
wAZZUP5mILLION1 (3:40:54 PM): so thats like 6 in one day

Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:10:43 GMT

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:04:15 GMT

tonight at cc i think i saw every one of my friends, both past and present.

jared pedro liam arvin sasha sasha sis evan mike w mike p tara sean max kyle erik jordan twain angela kaitlyn young elizabeth adam cyntia chris brittany john b john c salah rena ali ashley and my love manoli. if i left anyone out then haaaaa haaaaaa

oh and i talked to my love frank doin it navy style

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:12:17 GMT

reeeeeealllllllly funny day with da boys